So with all the activity on our blog I had hoped to see something that could make me laugh, but woe is me. It would appear that everyone on our blog is suddenly heart stricken, or just a crazy rambling son of a gun. Now I don't have a problem with crazy rants, but at least have 10 themes to it. To the other's, we must not let a little February Holiday ruin the festivities of the upcoming party. I speak of course of Theidk.
Theidk is the traditional party of the Doker. Now you may ask yourself " Self, what on earth is Theidk all about." Don't worry I'll tell you. Theidk is on Feb. 21, and it celebrates the coming of the great, and wise Tokeder. Tokeder is the great and powerful messiah of the Doker. He was able to predict where the purest water is. He was able to foretell the coming of the Resel ( The urban destroyer), and he was able find a suitable place for the Doker to live. Without him they surely would have died out, and then no one would know of the magestic Llas, or the spiritually enlighting Frise.
Now that you know the history of Theidk I will tell you just how to celabrate it in 5 easy steps.
1. You must wear a shade of blue. It is said that Tokeder wore blue during all of his deeds. Now we don't expect you to wear as vibrant a shade as he wore, but a nice royal will do.
2. Their must be a tiny red X on the back of both your hands. Tokeder was quite fond of red X's.
3. You must keep Honey on your person at all times during the day. Tokeder was able to tap a tree and find the most supple honey in all of Resial
4. You must utter the phrase " Hail Tokeder, for he is great, hail Tokeder, for he is strong, hail Tokeder
5. You must put your index finger to your other index finger, and your thumb to your other thumb. This will simulate the holy ring the Tokeder plans us all to pass through when he wants us to serve him fully.
Now that you know of Theidk you can not be sad, or angry, or even semi incoherent. All that is left is happy.
Happy February 21st. We love you Tokeder.
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*blank stare*
This post deserves a blank stare, but I need to show Dain what a random topic is all about. Fairly confused idea, but an overly central idea.
DUDE!
Everyone should read Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut.
And then we should all start a Bokononist Cult at BHS.
Frick Yeah.
Wait, Red X's and Honey?
I like blue warriors. They remind me of 1: The Picts, 2: William Wallace.
P.S. Loving the Renovations... I think the Green Lightens everything up. Except now it kind of looks like Criminal Masterminds, hehe.
I knew I saw this background somewhere before. I just couldn't remember which blog it was on
Blue is nice, too.
Everything reminds you of William Wallace, Sara. :P
that's a random topic, but nothing like my random post way back when.
Pat, you ought to go here:
http://www.lotrplaza.com/default.asp
Lay off the nose candy, Pat. I know I should...
But I love pixie sticks
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