Ow!

After feeling really crappy the night before, I decided to move my 32 inch TV off my entertainment stand today. To say the least, it probably weighed a lot more than what I would consider my "safety zone". Well, I tried it anyway, and you know what happened? I was trying to slide it off and I lost the little edge that was still hanging on to the wooden stand. It slipped and my finger got smashed between a thirty-plus pound TV and a hard place. The skin under my fingernail was torn and I got light-headed and I thought I was going to ralph (The condition, not the person).

So I went to sleep, and woke up several hours later. My fingernail is pretty black and red and I can't feel it too good. It hurts just typing this right now. Two fingers down, eight to go...

Everyone who reads this should see Ed Wood. Johnny Depp in drag as the "Worst Director of All Time" is one of his best performances. You know, since I'm really angry, I would flick you guys off for fun, but it hurts too much. I'll say it right here; fu...END_OF_LINE