Mad angry/Mad crazy

Well my back tire on my got slashed today and on my walk home i was thinking maybe i should get back at the red neck f@#& head who did this. First of all i would find out who it was, then i would find out what car he/she drives. One day i would find his/her car then slash all of the tires on it then key the words, "Pay backs a bitch" on the hood. I'm not going to do that but wouldn't that be sweet.