Here's the New Plan Shelty and I came up with last night: Minnesota changes its name to "East Dakota" and secedes from the United States along with North Dakota and South Dakota. All three states then join forces to form the NATION of Dakota. With ND's nukes, MN's fresh water supply and SD's... well... actually, why ARE we taking SD with us? Well, SD's, um, farmland? We'll be set to hold off the Americans. Of course, as Shelty pointed out, we'd have to blow up Mount Rushmore as a statement against American supremacy, but if we sold tickets to the demolition, I think it could be a great source of revenue for our freshly founded country. Forget Canada. What do you guys think?
Remember, Minnesota has to be North Dakota because it's the northern most state, so instead of naming us the worst possible name, I think we just call the superland of nothingsness Minnesota and Friends.
Frick Yes! Nuclear Unicorns! I like it! Then we could harness their magical powers and deign them puppet rulers of smaller nation-states, once we've properly established them... oh... yes... I like the way you people think...
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That is indeed astounding.
What KIND of bird?
A big yellow bird? Named Big Bird?
OR maybe a NUCLEAR bird. ND holds like 70% of the USA's nuclear weapons you know.
Them farmers up there? Theys got POWER.
*hyjacks north dakota*
No annex it.
Minnesota and North Dakota must secede from the Union and join Canada... Free health care for all!! Muahahahaha.
Hooray for joining Canada!
Here's the New Plan Shelty and I came up with last night:
Minnesota changes its name to "East Dakota" and secedes from the United States along with North Dakota and South Dakota. All three states then join forces to form the NATION of Dakota. With ND's nukes, MN's fresh water supply and SD's... well... actually, why ARE we taking SD with us? Well, SD's, um, farmland? We'll be set to hold off the Americans. Of course, as Shelty pointed out, we'd have to blow up Mount Rushmore as a statement against American supremacy, but if we sold tickets to the demolition, I think it could be a great source of revenue for our freshly founded country.
Forget Canada.
What do you guys think?
I think it's brilliant... but of course I'm biased in its favor.
Remember, Minnesota has to be North Dakota because it's the northern most state, so instead of naming us the worst possible name, I think we just call the superland of nothingsness Minnesota and Friends.
I like that. Minnesota and Friends. It sounds very... nonconfrontational.
Walk softly, but carry a big arsenal.
A club with nukes in it, just like TR, minus the nukes...
We could paint happy faces on the nukes.
They should also make nuclear rainbows where ever they go, so that they lure unicorns.
Frick Yes! Nuclear Unicorns! I like it! Then we could harness their magical powers and deign them puppet rulers of smaller nation-states, once we've properly established them...
oh... yes...
I like the way you people think...
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